Ass Plaque

Similar to plaque on your teeth, the buildup of shit on your ass cheeks. Usually result after several bowel movements and not showering. Can cause an irritated feeling when walking.

"I need to go to the bathroom and floss my ass. I got a buildup of ass plaque going on"

by Lordstark1983 May 23, 2016

Ass Slicks

When someone lick the cheeks or underneath the cheeks of someone's ass.

"He tried to lick my ass slicks but I didn't let him"

by mynameisdeez February 1, 2017

Foam Ass

Foam ass is used to describe a female bum in a positive way. It was invented by Jonny Foam Ass.

Look at that foam ass Cameron!

by DankMEmes September 16, 2015

Ass Clown

Somebody who attacks defenseless styrofoam cups and crushes them in anger.

A man who has no interest or feelings toward anybody but himself.
Self serving piece of shit.

Chris totally just called Al Cusano an Ass clown!!!

Al Cusano is the biggest Ass clown.....EV-VER!!!!

by p_rizzle September 9, 2009

Ass Discount

To give someone something they want after they agree to have sex with you. Sorta like reverse seduction.

My girlfriend wanted to use my car but I didn't want to let her. I ended up giving her an ass discount and she took the car for a couple hours.

by Ace trick August 28, 2014

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 9, 2017

Ass Milk

When thy man cums loads into his woman's bum whole.Then thy woman sharts out liquid white shit called Ass Milk

Sorry, John I can't go to the party I have an arrangement to milk my Wife of her Ass Milk

by Willys Wonker April 10, 2016