Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.
‘Golden Ass,’ however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.
- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!
- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.
- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?
- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!
- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!
- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.
- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?
- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!
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