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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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Baby Girl

basically a term to describe an attractive, submissive, & breedable man. can also be used as a nickname for girls but thats overrated now.
omg kim namjoon from bts is so baby girl
omg right??? kim taehyung is so babygirl too
by rlddleslxve May 22, 2023
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lint babies

When you accidentally cum in your belly button and coincidentally happen to have lint in your belly button and you pick it out.
After picking lint babies out your belly button, your finger will smell like death.
by manure2hi2reed August 12, 2021
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bitch baby

noun \ ˈbich \ ba·by \ ˈbā-bē \
1. one who acting as both a bitch and a baby
2. a mean baby
3. a rude, bitch-like, child-like person
You’re being a serious bitch baby right now.
No one likes a bitch baby
by hannahtheplant June 1, 2018
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Cry Baby

When AJ calls your crying because the girl he likes disses him… Then can’t admit he cried to a group of friends because he thinks it makes him less then.
AJ is a cry baby
by Aj is a cry baby November 11, 2022
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the grandma is the baby

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.
"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
by luchbochep October 6, 2022
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