"He has textette syndrome
..he mite text FUCK YOU out of nowhere ...its nothing don't take it personally."
..he mite text FUCK YOU out of nowhere ...its nothing don't take it personally."
by Vigna November 9, 2019
Get the textette syndrome mug.A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the person’s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.
The first sign that they are infected is that they send out a pheromone, like killer bees. Soon the educational post is peppered with tens of thousands of dislikes generated by a couple hundred MAGA'ists refreshing their VPNs assuming that no one can tell or pr. The more dislikes these posts have, the truer they are.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.
The first sign that they are infected is that they send out a pheromone, like killer bees. Soon the educational post is peppered with tens of thousands of dislikes generated by a couple hundred MAGA'ists refreshing their VPNs assuming that no one can tell or pr. The more dislikes these posts have, the truer they are.
You cayunt prew'uve it leeubrhull! *The patriotic warm blooded American proves that Trump is a terrible person and an worse president that is against it's constituents interests*. Sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome: "bahkabak hobuless gobs hockin gawminaw berf stifficate.. ..buh buh buht Muhshelz uh mayun!" or some equivalent unintelligible vocal muck cultivated from brain mush swiping. RUN!
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Get the Low Desk Syndrome mug.HLP Syndrome, also knows as Humongously Large Penis Syndrome, affects approximately .001% of the male population on Earth. It can cause uterine encroachment in female partners which can be severely painful. Due to this, individuals diagnosed with HLP Syndrome have a harder time staying in relationships once partners experience this syndrome. The month of June has officially been declared HLP Awareness Month.
When I was traveling from BNA to TPA, I got pulled out of line by security and I had to embarrassingly explain to them about my HLP Syndrome as they thought I was carrying an unexploded ordnance in my pants.
by Lauuson December 9, 2022
Get the HLP Syndrome mug.It’s the aroma of not showering for a whole ass month andIt’s looking like a soggy frie for me. You look so musty you starting to look crunchy.
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Get the Dennis syndrome mug.A chroniccondition caused by spending so much time stockling a particular person and their post that you eventually become Facebookfriends .
“ in spite of the whole naked mannequin incident, Jan’s Stockling Syndrome compelled her to friend Barb on Facebook”
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