National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day where a boy can slap a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy: Nice ass *slaps butt*
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

national tik tok day

this is a day where we celebrate tik toks birth

hey man its national TIK TOK day

what's that

its basically a day to celebrate TIK TOK

by some random black dude April 19, 2021

National Socalist

Geee that boy acts like a National Socalist the German workers party

Gee Mikel why do you want to be a National Socalist

by 201HH December 19, 2024

National Sex day

January 6th

Me: “Babe it’s national sex day, let’s celebrate”
Girlfriend: “okay sounds good

by Justmetonigh January 5, 2020

national ask your crush out day

You have to ask your crush 🥰 out she might say yes but if she says no its okay

August 29th National ask your crush out day

by Devin hairston August 27, 2022

Sloth Nation

A society of the dankest sloths in the world, every member must be very slothy and a straight sexy

Ya I'm part of Sloth Nation.
Natebert and Rayon joined Sloth Nation.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024