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shit for lube

lubing up your dick by fucking a loose butt hole, then immediately fucking her pussy
I bucked her ass so hard she shit all over my dick, so then I used her shit for lube, and crammed it in her pussy until I nutted like a racehorse
by butchmanley April 28, 2017
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Shit blokery

Dude,when you kissed my mom last night that was a major case of shit blokery
by darkphoenixlf January 10, 2011
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shit pizza

"Hey Armando, can I have a slice of shit pizza? With extra shit slices on my pizza slice."
by My poseidon? December 8, 2017
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shit-fleck

1. Verb. To use one's fingers to flick tiny pieces of poo onto a hard surface, such as a wall, a bathroom mirror, or all over someone's house.
Cleetus: Dang dogg, I went crazy last night and shit-flecked Jim's entire living room!
by Chuck Breitel January 2, 2009
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Shit-shine

the act of wiping your shit on someone's belongings.
Julie pissed me off last night so I gave her car a nice, sloppy shit-shine before I left.
by Dr. Buttersmacks February 26, 2011
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Shit Broad

The most disgusting, ugliest, shittest, worthless broad you will ever come across. Scum of the earth broad. Just a waste of time.
Jordan: AH! Look at that broad! I'm gonna wheel her
Daniel: ARE YOU JOKING!! She has the face of ashit broad! BECASUE SHE IS ONE, BWAHAHAH
Jordan: Oh. True!! What a shit broad!
by Sh00tz September 15, 2009
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