Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product

"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."

by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020

Pulling a usher

sliding on your knees to grab someone as popularized by Usher in the music video for There goes my baby in which he slides across the floor and kinda hugs his girl. Just watch the video if you dk.

"dude you're down bad"
"Damn right, I'mma be pulling a usher when I see her"

by singittothetuneof March 5, 2025

Foreskin pulling

When you and a woman are having intercourse and her vagina is so tight it pulls of your foreskin from your penis and you feed it to her as punishment

Owww babe my foreskin you know what whore eat it- foreskin pulling

by Gooneredgertoilet January 13, 2025

pull a kareena

doing something bad that you know you should not have done but still did cause you dont gaf (drug usage, manipulation etc..)

"dawg last night i pull a kareena and horn him for fun"

by kareenaaa June 1, 2024

Texas rope pull

Tug of war with a sounding rod, while inside 2 people’s urethras.

Hey Chris let’s do a Texas rope pull.

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025

Pulling a Kim

When one fails to acknowledge or value a kind gesture or an award that required immense effort to advocate, and instead demands more.

She cried and asked what she has done wrong when I presented her significant salary increase and huge bonus awarded this year, she’s pulling a Kim.

by Chuckady-chuck-chuck May 10, 2023