Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.

"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.

by JosephL. June 25, 2020

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Cock And Ball Torture

The Classic Tiktok Girls That Want To Be Simps & Also Wanna Try To Be Funny But its adjust a Overrated Terrible Meme You Can Find It On Tiktok You Lazy bitch

the Overrated Tiktok Meme ; Were You here for Your Cock and Ball torture? , Go Right Ahead Their Waiting For you.

by Dr.Information2.0 June 29, 2020

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A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.

A cock harness, which has a function similar to a cock ring, is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

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cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

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