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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

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Crack Head

No this doesn't mean "I'm so quirky!!!!" Bitch if you do crack you're a crackhead.

Amanda no being a crack head isn't a good thing.

by Frick my mom told me to go February 1, 2020

heads and tails

Sexual position involving male female male

Female lays on her back while giving one male head and is being fucked by the male on the opposite end

Jane is enjoying her heads and tails experience

by BadCat52 August 16, 2021

National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

trench head

Similar to trench foot.
Someone who acts like an idiot/in a stupid manner.

Trent is such a trench head.

by stoptakingnotyourmom April 17, 2017

lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself

Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head

by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024