Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024

pulling a shadow

A Discord term which can mean two things:

1. Going offline when very angry.
2. Using Do Not Disturb forever.

Definition 1
Person 1: he pulled a shadow again
Person 2: DAMMIT!!!

Definition 2
Person 1: k i'm gonna be pulling a shadow
Person 2: aw man, you won't know when i'm trying to talk to you then D:
Person 1: cya :)

by SomeoneShadow January 1, 2019

PULLING A KURT COBAIN

when you pull a kurt cobain that means your going to blow your head off with a shotgun or killing yourself

ayo night bro youll find me "PULLING A KURT COBAIN"

by THEBIGRIG06 February 12, 2022

pulling a paiva

When you are a pedophile possible previously convicted for taking photos of girls butts. You could also be a middle school teacher.

Really Quinton? You pulling a paiva?

by -qberry October 14, 2017

pulling a Jayda

Pulling a Jayda is when a friend passes you their vape, and instead of hitting it, you just hold onto and pretend to look cool.

Dude, give me back my nic, you’re pulling a Jayda right now!

by Stankbro2002 February 24, 2025

Pulling a Devon

Leaving your friends behind to pursue a woman

Wow I cant believe he moved to Colorado for her. He's really pulling a devon

by DrunkenCrusader October 15, 2023

Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.

I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!

by aaronvark September 3, 2025