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lint babies

When you accidentally cum in your belly button and coincidentally happen to have lint in your belly button and you pick it out.
After picking lint babies out your belly button, your finger will smell like death.
by manure2hi2reed August 12, 2021
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big kissy baby

A blue tic hound that Gets treated and spoiled more than any human being.
save all your table scraps for big kissy baby whose outside in the car with the ac on I don't want big kissy baby getting hot or hungry.
by Chainsawpartsonline April 19, 2018
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token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.
"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
by luchbochep October 6, 2022
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baby aspirin

A little bitch how doesn’t know how to stfu 😑
They are such a baby aspirin 🙄
by Slaybaybay February 24, 2022
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Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!
by ALDND January 30, 2025
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first born babies/airbender fukkers

children who love the first fruits of the Heavenly Father and seek out to get what they want and obey God and make people obey God at all times. God grants them gifts because they seek God and love God in return.
Adonai is a first born babies/airbender fukkers child that can't handle abuse or hatred of thy neighbor because God says to love thy neighbor. So he socks the faces of people to get them back on track to loving their neighbor.
by aromabinger August 7, 2023
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baby thicc

The appropriate amount of weight and size a woman gains while pregnant.
by Ryanryan6987 September 5, 2021
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