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Women

Cruel prostitutes. Only want money. Even just to talk to you.

That's their opener, and if you fail there it's over forever.
They don't even want to be friends.

One day they'll be married.
Just think of their poor husband slaving away for sex

with someone who hates him and really only cares about money?
Women want money or they'll crush your soul.
by the guy sleeping in the gutter January 16, 2022
mugGet the Womenmug.

Women ☕

An emphasis that highlights situations where women are too blind to see an obvious statement to a hilarious degree.
Guy: Jack was into you.
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: He only showed up to Hangouts when you were there, making jokes about leaving his stuff at your place, and even got mad and left when I sat next to you one time because he thought I was your boyfriend. So yeah, Jack was trying to get with you.
Girl: I thought he was just being nice. I don't get it.
Guy: Women ☕
by Thecrimsonfcker September 3, 2025
mugGet the Women ☕mug.

drag women

A women who looks or acts like a male
Stop acting like and drag women
by Good reactions June 18, 2017
mugGet the drag womenmug.

women over 50 dating

Some random ad on UrbanDictionary I see all the time. I wonder how much UD's getting payed to show this.
UD:women over 50 dating!

Me:That's not a milf, that's a dinosaur
by CrungleChugger97 November 2, 2021
mugGet the women over 50 datingmug.

Cafe Women

Cafe woman was a popular phrase used in the 1940's thru the 1980's for a loose woman in the African American community that frequented clubs and cafe's that played blues music from a juke box. She was a woman that hung out in such establishments usually drunk or drinking. She was normally scantily dressed, with a top on that was too small for her breast. They are very loud when they talked, ill manners and would carry assorted weapons like a knife, small pistol or a straight razor in their bra or purse. They normally come to the club alone of with another cafe woman.
Cafe women are sexually loose and loud women that get drunk and hang out in blues cafes.

"Terry's sister was dressed like a cafe woman with her breast all out. I smelled alcohol on her breath, and when she leaned forward to pick up the keys she dropped, a straight razor fell out from between her breasts!!!"
by 82663 January 1, 2022
mugGet the Cafe Womenmug.

Womens Bow Tie

A silk bow tie worn by female business professionals. Currently in style 2008. Toronto women are know for this bow tie
Kara split some mojito on her new silk womens bow tie
by Dave Mr Lame August 5, 2008
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