I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Woke

1. (adjective) Well-informed, up-to-date; alert to racial or social discrimination and injustice.
2. (noun) A deceptive and divisive method of conformist fascism disguised in platitudes of anti-racism, egalitarianism, and "do-gooder" ethic.
3. (adjective) Having the obedient qualities of a person who enjoys bending over to said societal pressures as described in definition 2

I used to love donating to them too, but then I woke up.
The company's founder must be rolling in his grave, with that new "woke" image.
I don't spend Thanksgiving with my relatives, they're too obnoxiously woke.

by as_ballin_as_possible December 19, 2023

Woke

A cult hive mind that follows an ever-changing left-wing ideology that often contradicts itself

Karen is woke, she has no independent thought, instead just blindly supports the current thing

by Furious George 45 April 2, 2024

Woke

What does woke mean in a politic usage

He is a woke...

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Woke

Adjective: Catch-all word used by Cultural Conservatives as a substitute slur word.

Instead of calling a person a slur because it's no longer acceptable you would call them "woke". Example: I thinks "Woke" Space Lasers started all the fires in California.

by Guy Fawks January 13, 2023

Woke

A neo marxist,post modern, non theistic Ideology rooted in critical theory that suggests all issues in society are a result of racial & class inequality & as a result, all issues must constantly be defined through identity pollits resulting in segregation of individuals into separate victim/oppressor groups based off of immutable characteristics as race,gender,& perceived personal identity.

All Finn wants to do is talk about they/thems pronouns & how bad white males are because they are woke.

by modern english 2015 April 23, 2024

Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024