Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.
Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*
by O' Chungus January 22, 2024
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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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woke

The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad
by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022
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woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive
karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name
by anonymous September 09, 2022
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wokeness

A term used for a compelling ideology that suggests that the institutions of society are designed by the powerful to preserve discrimination, and all group disparities are the result of said discrimination. Therefore, society's evils and disparities can universally be explained by the malice of others.
One of the main goals of wokeness and the woke movement is for group equity to be achieved through policy changes and redistributionism.
by madeittothecouch March 17, 2023
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Woke

A term thrown about to describe being socially aware of hidden political agendas or theories.

99.9% of the woke generation, coincidentally are social drug users, heavy drinkers, live at home with their parents, have no job/in and out of dead end jobs and have generally spent most of their lives blaming society for their own downfalls.
The global elite are causing pandemics and terrorism in order to control us. Stay woke people. Don't be a sheeple!
by The opinionator October 07, 2020
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woke

An obsolete term that used to have meaning, but as more people began to use it for different situations, it became meaningless. Pat yourself on the back because this word is dead. The new phrase that should be used is: dead inside.
I'm so woke... oh, wait. That word is obsolete. I guess that means I'm dead inside.
by Dead Inseyed February 21, 2022
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