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Wizard

Alright musher, couldn't sort us a wizard of bud could you?
by Rasklaat Robbie March 6, 2019
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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
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Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.
We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.
by Willbot159 April 21, 2024
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Grand Wizard Man

Person 1: yo bro what's your favorite song
Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat
by TheGrandWizardManFan December 3, 2023
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Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.
Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!
by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024
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capcut wizard

A person who believes they are good at editing videos but only has experience in capcut
Person 1: I'm the best editor to exist.

Person 2: What software do you use to edit videos?

Person 1: Cacpcut.

Person 2: You're a capcut wizard
by Pixelry December 8, 2023
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Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 4, 2021
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