John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.

Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020

frosty the wife beater

When you're fucking a girl and pull out before cumming and cum in your hand and smack your girl really hard with the cum hand.

"Hey man, I just did Frosty the wife beater to my girl last night".
" What's that man".
"It's when you pull out and cum in your hand you ike turner her with the hand you cam in".

by manoraschuster August 12, 2023

Directors Wife Syndrome

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.

Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.

by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021

Brendon Uries Wife

somebody who obsesses over brendon urie so they call themselves his wife.

person 1- Whats your name? Person 2: I’m brendon uries wife wbu? person 1- wtf

by brendon uries imaginary wife September 13, 2020

dwayne wade's wife

some bitch that eats an NBA player's ass

Aye you seen that video about dwayne wade's wife? She went so deep in his ass

by William Waterhouse May 2, 2018

the world and his wife

'Everyone'. Negative connotations i.e. when others don't mind their own business.

"Its not easy living in the village with the world and his wife watching your every move.

by djaylulu February 9, 2014

next life wife

When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.

Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.

by RT4L June 28, 2020