What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

Watch that Bitch Breathe

This phrase is used when one finds themselves in a situation of intense irritation by another party. The feeling is so intense that even the mere breathing of the aforementioned third party is considered infuriating.

Tom says, "I can't believe that she got employed."
Mike replies, "I know, right. Can't believe it either. It's like the company wants to employ idiotic people. I CAN'T STAND HER!"
Tom replies back, " Watch that bitch breathe ... "

by Red Hot Psaila Pepper December 11, 2023

watch your dick

When somebody constantly asking for your virginity and it's annoy you.

A:are you still a virgin?
B:that's not your business. watch your dick DUDE!(you should care for YOUR sexual life not others sexual life)

by Bread-helmet bobina August 9, 2017

watch your back

Watch your back

It’s best to have your best friends watch your back then strangers you just met.

by Watch your back December 13, 2024

i watching you

Look behind you paltry

Hey paltry look behind you I watching you

by Ksjsfhwosjdgd July 7, 2021

owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.

Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.

by johnny_jizzle January 19, 2018

I can watch the fuck out of a movie

This is code word in the homosexual underground metal community for "I can suck a mean cock".

Many people in the heavy metal underground scene use this phrase to discreetly pick up on homosexuals. The reason for the discretion is that being gay is typically frowned upon amongst the Heavy Metal community. So if you are trying to pick up a gay dude publically and don't want people to know that you are a cock craving butt lover, just tell them "I can watch the fuck out of a movie". Those that are "in the know" in the heavy metal community will quickly accept the offer and allow you to suck his cock since he will now know that you can suck a mean cock.

So I was at a straight bar and ran into a gay dude, I told him "I can watch the fuck out of a movie"....... 2hrs later, I was sucking his cock.

"Hey, how do I let a fag know that I can suck a mean cock?". "Tell them You can watch the fuck out of a movie", that is code for "I can suck a mean cock".

by 1389 November 6, 2015