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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
by von groovy June 28, 2024
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Wanna watch Kamen Rider?

Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.
"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"

"Oh, yeah for sure!"
by bedgio? April 14, 2024
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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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Watching Ratatouille

What you tell your parents you're doing when you want to have sex with someone and don't want them to know. Can be substituted for other movies, preferably pixar.
"You up for watching ratatouille this weekend?"
"Yeah totally, let me know when you're free."
by BarryBBensonsdad July 15, 2019
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Hawk-watching

Verb: Staring at someone or something intently or obsessively; watching them/it like a hawk
“You gotta quit hawk-watching me to make sure I’m not sleeping.”
by ScibenX March 4, 2022
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