Tractor lesbian

A lesbian who looks like she drives a tractor.

Me to a bro «check out that tractor lesbian over there!» yells queitly

Bro: «i want to marry her»

Me: «WTF»

by Mr.hagen December 16, 2021

lesbian lasagna

Lesbian Lasagna is lasagna without any meat or the desire for it.

Today’s vegetarian special is lesbian lasagna - it’s just two flaps of pasta with some sauce between each other.

by Jc2345 November 4, 2022

lesbian music

Consist of any Indy artist or lame gropes that no one knows about

My sister is listening to lesbian music

by Burlapp1234 December 17, 2016

lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.

(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.

by Gamersauce May 4, 2020

Chocolate lesbians

An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz’

I am so craving some chocolate lesbians

by Chocolesbian April 10, 2023

Lesbian Nana

A Lesbian Nana is a word for a lady of later years who is a grandmother, nanny, nana who likes to drink from the furry cup and have relations with other Ladies

Is that police woman a Lesbian Nana ?

by ratrabbitpig August 10, 2023

Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021