after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
Get the The bearded hipstermug. A bio hipster is a consumer that is interested in sustainable and farm to table products. They prefer food to be sourced locally, creating zero waste and being delivered by zero emission vehicles. Bio hipsters are often found in Berkeley, Brooklyn and Burlington.
by Hmm21 October 15, 2016
Get the Bio hipstermug. The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.
by limitlust August 4, 2014
Get the Hipster Fishingmug. A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!
Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?
Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?
Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.
Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?
Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.
by boot•tuck•chuck October 1, 2015
Get the Mexican Hipstermug. (N). A high-end hipster whose lifestyle entails $6 kombuchas, fair-trade hemp lattes, glorified grunge via All Saints and/or Urban Outfitters apparel, and usually implicates them in some sort of start-up, gallery, or filmmaking profession.
All the bougie hipsters have taken over Williamsburg and made it too trendy and expensive. All the real hipsters have moved to Bushwick.
by namastebitches September 19, 2014
Get the bougie hipstermug. (1) Someone who appears to be a hipster due to clothing, mannerisms, and cultural preferences, but in fact is not a hipster due to being very successful and happy in a corporate job.
(2) A corporate hipster.
(2) A corporate hipster.
Me: "want to meet up in Wicker Park later and talk about open source software?" Hipster Adjacent Friend: "No, tonight isn't good, I want to get carryout from Wasabi and need to commit and push the new code update to my fork in GitHub before midnight."
by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020
Get the hipster adjacentmug. An ethics hipster is a tool who pretends to salute the idea of free expression, but will happily try to censor you if your expression runs counter to their rigid, narrow and wholly predictable assumptions about life.
by bigwoody7623 August 7, 2017
Get the ethics hipstermug.