when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018
Get the cooking with grandmamug. I fumbled a 10/10 gyatt. I'm cooked.
We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.
These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.
We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.
These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.
by YungOrphanBoi April 1, 2024
Get the I'm Cookedmug. Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")
After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!
by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025
Get the cookedmug. by Arjun meghwal November 26, 2020
Get the my mather cooks food in the kitchenmug. by Okaym8 November 22, 2022
Get the Cooked asmug. The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!
by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025
Get the Pressure cookingmug. A style of cooking in which you go with the flow, use the recipe solely as a reference, and make most of it up as go, tasting along the way
by JefeTheChefe February 11, 2025
Get the vibe cookingmug.