Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken

james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro

by sidobelei December 26, 2023

Cooked and Ate

Meaning: To succeed at something and be beneficiary of it to the fullest.
It is a neologism that can be used informally, to congratulate someone/hype them up.

After a success
My bro "Cooked and Ate"

by retiredretardreturns January 7, 2024

Cooked

Getting on the bags & not sleeping for 3 days

I was cooked like Jack last night

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Cook

Slang for an exclamation of endorsement or concurring with an arguably controversial opinion or statement

That handle was cooking when he said modern day feminism is all about hatred for men.

by Xmni August 5, 2023

cook

cook means to have one do something, say something, or contuine a action.

"let him cook!"

by bigthighedfemboy April 9, 2023

Perfectly Cooked

Whenever you see someone of the Indian race you must observe that they have been perfectly cooked by god's oven.

Ohh, there goes Sid. He's a perfectly cooked one.

by SidP25 January 18, 2022

Cook Islands

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!

Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(

by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023