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Zach

Some one with a huge throbing penis
Wow I'm a Zach right now it's huge!
by Zach gunnelsZa6969 August 15, 2018
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zach time

the period of time between a plantation owner leaving the plantation and coming back.
Slave: ayo Pierre, Massa's not here, you wanna come out here?
Pierre: AYYYYYYYYE, it's Zach Time!
by thatgnigga April 30, 2021
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Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for whole year and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
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zach

he is an amazing guy. Any girl will be lucky to have him. he is tall, cute, smart, funny, loyal, calm, and so much more.
i am so lucky to have a zach in my life.
by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020
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Zach Konrad

Sweet innocent and prude. will never get into anyones pants because he is too prude. generally nice guy but because of this will never get any action because hes to scared of girls
A nun gets more action then a Zach Konrad
by potpie2 December 13, 2010
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zach hochberg

A man who is ugly, fat, and fails 9th grade but somehow pulls the baddest bitch in the club.
Damn I wish I was a Zach hochberg last night.
by Gary Townsend May 15, 2018
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Zach

He do be cute doe
Man, Zach is pretty heckin adorable.
by lauren_islegit August 19, 2020
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