Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

woke

Anything Republicans don't like

The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad

by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022

woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive

karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name

by anonymous September 09, 2022

Woke

A slang term used to describe someone who is awake, as in aware; enlightened; brought out of the darkness; the blinders having been removed; having taken the "red pill" (a reference to The Matrix) wherein the person is brought out of a false reality into actual reality; finally seeing the big picture; no longer asleep about an issue; someone who finally gets it.

He finally realized the issue that in American the problems we are facing are being pushed by the far-Left narrative, which has hijacked the term "liberal," the media, the education system, and the Democrat party. He is woke.

She is woke to the fact that Americans are being pitted against each other by the powers-that-be.

by HotDJDave June 07, 2020

WOKE

WORLDWIDE ORGANIZED KINDNESS EDUCATION. W.O.K.E.

The word woke stands for Worldwidw Organized Kindness Education W.O.K.E

by #aimforpeace April 29, 2023

woke

the state of being aware of something or you understand the situation that is going on

"yeah man I'm woke"

by baldbitch69 May 24, 2021

Woke

today woke means the opposite of what it used to mean. being woke today means to be indoctrinated and brainwashed by the left and to find social injustice and racism in eveything especially when there is none at all. (their job is to make it all about racism or some other form of hatred towards minorities). it means to have the victim mentality and expect everyone else to have the victim mentality (unless you're white). it means to hate white people for no reason while claiming its not racism because hating white people isn't racist. it means to favor tiny minority groups and segregate them from white people. it is about cramming lifestyles of gay people and other morally corrupt minorities in the public's face (especially children) and demanding you accept them.

John: I heard Disney is going woke.
Dave: Yep! go woke, go broke!

by KODEN August 31, 2025