north middle school

a school half full of future-sexually active redneck 10 year olds and half rich kids that are not fucking prepared for the real world, and get chik-fil-a everyday. half the rich kids are gay as shit, and probably will never admit it, however they all hump each other in the hallways. rednecks probably wear confederate flag underwear and worship kim davis. trump would probably love this middle school.

Zach: are there any gay schools around here, Ben?
Ben: go to north middle school!

by blanketsforlife September 6, 2016

North Carolina Polo

Art of wearing a tucked in Polo and khakis up to your belly button. Most often with boat shoes and a sunglass neckglass.

Lindsay: Hey Blaire, look at that retard over there. Who would wear that to a club.
Blaire: I think he is super hot.
Lindsay: Thats right you do love you some North Carolina Polos.

by p dog245 June 10, 2010

Peter North CumBath

Getting cummed on by the great Peter North

Everyone laughed at mike,when he received a peter north cumbath.

by grandpubah October 26, 2004

university of north florida

The University of North Florida is one of Florida's several public higher education institutions. Also referred to as UNF it is located in Jacksonville, FL and conveniently located near the beaches and the nearby Town Center. The campus is on a nature preserve so wildlife is everywhere--especially the Canada geese who never migrate and who pretty much everyone hates (students in Osprey Hall on lakeside are particularly vindictive). UNFs current undergraduate student body is around 16,000 as of my last look on their website. They also offer a graduate program and many scholarship opportunities. Best things to do on campus include sitting out on the Green in nice weather and going to the gym or hitting the nature trails. Things to watch out for: the skateboarders are everywhere and some of them do not watch where they are going and geese poop is everywhere as well. All in all UNF is an amazing school and anyone who says differently needs to get some more school spirit. Go Ospreys!

Girl 1: You go to the University of North Florida?
Girl 2: Yeah I do!
Girl 1: What's it like there?
Girl 2: OMG Unf is amazing!

by zinniachick'89 March 24, 2009

Pedo north 🍑

He is a creppy teacher he looks at girl, he is so creppy when doing that

Help Mr North is looking at me
Ikr what a Pedo north 🍑

by Madison but I'm calling her m December 20, 2021

The North York Trifecta

Also well-known to the denizens of Toronto as The Uptown Ultimate and The Bathurst Bomb, the action of dining at Wimpy's for breakfast, Dr. Laffa for lunch, and Pho Viet Xpress for dinner in the same day.

Girl: Mmmm, it's Sunday, let's stay in bed for a bit longer and cuddle up today.
Guy: No son, we're hitting the North York trifecta today. Wear your stretchy pants.

by TheOldAmba March 3, 2017

north dakota goggles

The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.

"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."

"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."

by UnderYourBridgeTROLL January 22, 2014