Matthew

Matthew is a really sweet, nice, and caring guy. He always checks to make sure your okay and he can tell by the tone of your voice that you are sad or upset about something. He makes sure he finds out what’s wrong and makes it right or cheers you up. When he tells you I love you you can tell he really means it. If his friends do anything or say anything offensive or rude he will apologize to you even though it was not his fault. Overall if you have a Matthew as a boyfriend you are a very lucky girl.

I love Matthew he is the best boyfriend ever!

by Heartley January 6, 2021

Matthew

Noun: An all around douche bag, derived from the Filipino word "Kupal" which means smegma.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.

(Noun form): " That guy looks like smegma. He's a Matthew."
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".

by Adultish Priest May 17, 2017

Matthew

He is a straight whit male who supports trump and is a commie killing machine

There goes matthew shifting gears and passing queers and killing commies

by Uncle mac August 24, 2018

Matthew

A gay boy who calls himself a sex helicopter. He has a small penis usually 4 inches. Will fuck anyone. He will steal your microwave.

Matthew is such a dick.

by Superboi. July 11, 2017

Matthew

literally albino

like Matthew is actually albino

by crackheadinvasionomgscary August 15, 2019

Matthew

A Matthew is an oblivious idiot. Once he gets interested in something on his iPad, you can call him a bitch right into his ear, and he won't notice. He doesn't know when to stop singing cancerous Jake Paul "rap" songs. He is tall and very awkward. When he tries to play basketball, he just hits you in the face and gives a puppy face to say sorry.

Wow, Matthew is the dumbest kid in the school.

by squirrelfish222 September 28, 2017

Matthew

A boy who will make you love him. He will make you think he loves you. After a month or so, he will leave you like nothing. He will tell you be never loved you.
Some describe him as athletic, slim, amazing hair, and overall perfect.

Matthew came into my life and destroyed me.

Eric just played Alyssa. He's such a Matthew.

by This-is-the-truthh August 20, 2016