machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016

Time machine dick

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.

Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.

by UrbanTMD April 16, 2016

Machine Gun Shots

A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.

PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."

by fzakaria September 27, 2011

Serbian Sex Machine

Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.

That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D

by the Asset June 26, 2014

rolling machine

a car, truck, motorcycle, or bicycle

we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

Snow machine

Something stupid people miss call a snowmobile

Imma ride my snow machine to go but some syrup eh

by free mustache rides March 5, 2018