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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.
She has a flat screen tv.
by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021
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flat

Cool-looking, sexy.
Friend1: See this new car I bought?
Friend2: Yeah bro it looks flat.
by LB16 October 6, 2016
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Flat Earthers

A group of people with mental disoders who think that the earth is flat.

It is a known fact that they have a combined IQ of 5 and everyone hates them
by ChoccyMilkIsGood September 18, 2022
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Flat Earth

Believe it or not, there are still people who believe in a flat Earth.
by Newmarduk December 23, 2021
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Smack it flat

1) To handle a situation or complete a task with the utmost proficiency and vigor.

2) To act instinctually and swiftly without overthinking.

3) To deliver an exceptional performance without an exceptional ego.

4) Often used to describe creative and improvisational problem solving.

5) To make or play a vinyl record

6) To disrupt, disprove or debunk a common believe from an authoritarian or status-quo source

7) To flatten an object or surmount a task
My favorite stand-up comedian came to town, smacked it flat and left the crowd gasping.

The DJ smacked it flat and had everyone on the dance floor the whole night!

You wouldn't really guess it but that guy smacks it flat on guitar, keys, bass and drums.

After much making eyes and flirting we finally left the the party to smack it flat!
by Thehappinessenabler December 5, 2023
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Flat Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is flat.
by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023
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