Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.
That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.
by chaivalla March 27, 2024
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Coon rider

A Coon rider is defined as black male virgin that engages in raw sexual intercourse and/or anal for the first time in the back of the car. He often has 60 nangs beforehand and busts after only two pumps!
Ryan kite: Hey did you see that Coon rider riding that bitch in the car!

Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe”
by Monkey Mav May 03, 2022
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Coon Monkery

Coon Monkery is a phrase that is offensive to the African-American community and also mostly used when someone is mad at a test or a game, etc.
Very Angry Person: “ What The Hell How Did He Get Me Bruh This Is Absolute Coon Monkery Right Here
by Peter Griffins November 02, 2022
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coon cheese

coon cheese me
by MasihaGhavanloo April 24, 2023
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COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.
NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.
by Ksmom1 February 01, 2023
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Coon squad

Only costing 5 elixir, the coon squad consists of a bunch of blackies with emotional problems. You have the hood niggas, actual gangster niggas, egotistical niggas, quiet niggas, fat niggas, sensitive niggas, racist niggas, gay niggas, weeb niggas and many,many more. This is a non-exhaustive list of nigga characteristics.

The coon squad hunts in groups, always on the hunt for bitches which they will rarely aqcuire. Often seen being a public nuisance, playing loud music, dressing like Kanye West's gay alter ego, playing basketball in questionable locations as well as any amount of such "coonish behaviour". These niggas are all goofy as fuck, each in their own way. The coon squad consists solely of chaotic ass niggas fr.
Person 1: "Ah man this party is lit what the fuck am I even drinking tho"
Person 2: "I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief the coon squad just arrived"
*loud noises of varying cohereny as well as general bullshitting ensue*
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Person 1 (walking past the basketball court) : "Nah these niggas wearing 2012 Nike's tf"
Person 2 : "Damn looks like the whole coon squad done pulled up"
by Newtinasuit February 22, 2023
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Coon kakkin

salvaging from large commercial, residential, industrial and construction containers for unused items discarded by their owners but deemed useful to the picker.
I'm ready to go coon kakkin and find some good stuff.
by Amyfl19 October 13, 2021
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