ooh bars

something one would say to be sarcastic after an insult

Someone: "BISHYou wear a ring on your nose because no one wants to put one on your finger."
You: Ooh Bars.

by BagofEggs December 27, 2016

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Wrecking Bar

Or Crow bar. Used as a general purpose tool for breaking, prising open and generally causing havoc.

Its the sort of thing that Bruce Willis or the A-Team could fall in love with.

by Daniel Ives June 17, 2004

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Toyota Bar

Noun. A mobile establishment where alcoholic drinks are passed out located in the parking lot. Usually out of the trunk of someone's car.

I don't feel like sepeding alot on drinks. Lets go to the Toyota bar outside.

by redbuda April 7, 2003

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Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.

My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!

by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010

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xanax bars

a benzodiazapine used for anxiety and insomnia (not an antidepresant) that fucks u up if u take it in bar form, which is the equivilent to about 8 normal people's doses. Same class as Valium.

Hey those xanax bars knocked me on my ass

by douchebaggery March 19, 2007

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A salt of the earth bartender usually found in dive bars. Common characteristics are tattoos, mullet, scars, dirty jeans and black t-shirts. Special skills include ability to pour both kinds of drinks (beer and shots), and to settle any disagreement with the bat he keeps behind the bar.

“Hey Bar Tough, can I get a Coors and a shot of Beam?”

by Vern Streeby December 9, 2008

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