Touch Her Shoulder

To have sex with a girl. The epitome of all that is good in life. Originated in the Off-Topic Discussion Forum on GameSpot.

"I like a girl, but I don't know how to get closer to her. What should I do?"
"Touch her shoulder, and she'll love you long time."

by ---Anonymous--- October 02, 2007

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t touching c

Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.

"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."

by b-sleazy August 03, 2008

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Touch Her Guts

The act of vaginal stimulation via fingers, otherwise known as fingering.

Ken: Dude that chick is really into me.
Jay: You went to second base last night, you gonna touch her guts tonight?

by Kahltherage May 01, 2011

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Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”

by nobara February 12, 2021

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iPod touch Numbness

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

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