Would you scale

A way of rating the opposit sex based on your sexual desire towards them.

1 being butt ugly 10bring fit to fuck

Tims looking fit tonght!

Where is he on the would you scale though??

Oh I'd say nearly a 10!
Wow best go fuck him then

by Thinktofuck September 17, 2016

The Arbib Scale

A scale used to measure gullibility of a consumer of media. There's 'interesting' and then there's stupidly gullible.

Actual
Ridiculous
Blatant
Idiotic
Bias

"Honey, did you read this note about how Trump is really an alien from space?"

"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"

by DyvCush November 9, 2025

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

The scale on how hot a female is, is Antarctica and 10 is the center of the Sun.

Jenna walks by
Tom: "Aw man, she's a 10 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale and I'm a 1..."

by MrTechno October 2, 2016

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022

Rekt'd-tor Scale

Level of how badly someone gets "Rekt" in a game on a scale of 1-10

Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".

by DrStrangewolf October 8, 2015