Reiner Scale

A deterministic factor used to compare whether a band is more awesome then doing karaoke at Reiner's house. So named after Robert Reiner who played the character of Meathead in All in the Family. He threw legendary parties where people played role playing games and sung karaoke.

Where does the band rate on the Reiner scale?

by Mrpgmr June 23, 2023

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Scale slut

A furry who is a reptilian

You’re boyfriend is a Scale Slut?

by Suicidalkiddo December 24, 2018

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The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 08, 2015

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Vlada's scale

Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'

Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'

by Jeremy's pneumonia January 21, 2018

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The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.

That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale

by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024

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