Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent November 19, 2017

post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 29, 2021

Suck my salt

Basically the same as saying suck my dick

Person 1: Oi faggot

Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch

by THEFINALCHAPTER November 08, 2020

Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 18, 2022

Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010

salt is a sauce

A true fact that can not be disputed.

A true fact that can not be disputed.

Peasha- "What are you doing?"
Lance-"Putting salt on my sandwich."
Peasha-"Is it adding moistness or flavour?"
Lance-"I mean yeah, why?"
Peasha-"So salt is a sauce!"

by ItzPawsha October 07, 2019

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.

Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips

by BirdMan3110 November 11, 2019