Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

Pillar of Salt

Lots wife in the Bible became a Pilar of salt.
This phrase meaning she was a a Idol God Worshipper.
Not that she magically turned into salt.
The story of Sodomy/ Sodom, and Gomorrah.
What the story means is she returned back disobedience to the two angels that brought a king message from Yahweh, the Truth is she was burned up once entering the City with the rest of the people.

Pillar of Salt ! She became a pillar
She or He a strong God Worshipper.

by Religious Descons June 5, 2024

Salt Period

The period that is put at the end of a sentence or fragment that is usually used in an angry or "salty" manner.

Person 1: "Are you sure you'll be okay with me going out tonight?"
Person 2: "I'll be fine."

^Salt Period

by JXLIAN December 25, 2015

Salts

Snickered and laughed and then stopped. This is a better replacement for lol

I was on Judge Judy and she told me "Beauty fades, Dumb is forever"
Haha Salts

by turkishsuperhuman January 20, 2017

naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

by QuacksO July 25, 2024

Salt Diddler

A man who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but is to busy diddle daddling around

I had to cut off my sugar daddy because he was actually a salt diddler

by aholllley May 19, 2024

Salted down

To be killed in a gun fight etc.

He got salted down.

by Judge dredd7 December 28, 2011