Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

poser

a person whot hinks that they can fit in. they do what everyone else does and wears what they do.

an example of the word poser would be a preppy bitch. one day she is preppy. the next day she is wearing all black with dark eyeliner and acts emo.

by urbanisbeastman December 16, 2008

Poser

Somebody that lies about every aspect of their life, what they believe in, what they feel, and who they are. Somebody that has an endless amount of false names, not false screen names or something mostly benign, something a bit more malicious, but has many false names in real life and claims each one of them is his/her real name.

The girl was the kind of poser that didn't want anyone to accurately identify her, so she had numerous false names and looked like a different person on the outside almost every time you saw her.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Oddball poser

Someone who starts posing as an oddball or a weirdo once the stigma is gone and there's no social consequence. The kind of people who wouldn't smoke pot or do any drugs that would make them look like junkies until there was no stigma and everybody did it.

The oddball poser found a sense of comradery with a group of other oddball posers once there were no more odd people left, and phasing them out was complete.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

Poser

Someone who pretends to be a jerk to fit in with their friends but is actually a pretty nice person

Friend: ugh he’s so rude
Me: idk I kinda think he’s just a poser

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018

poser

1.tool
2.wannabe
3.when someone tries to copy another

all the white boys out there who think theyre hood are posers real gansta's

by u don know me y do u care? April 3, 2010

Bogus poser

A phrase usually used to describe someone that acts foolishly or commits unwise actions.

After acting foolishly in his class, Carl was labeled a bogus poser by his classmates.

by Lrocthestoner April 9, 2024