Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
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How Soon Is Now?

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

How Soon Is Now?
by Death Menace March 06, 2023
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shake now bow

Guy: watches shake by IShowSpeed
IShowSpeed: shake now bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bounce that a@* bounce that a@* dou bow bow bow bow bounce that a@* bounce that a@* a@* a@* now suck that c*#@
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NOW SERVING

It's a series in A...K(exclude I.J) form concatenated by 0...9 three or four repeats in a FOUR OR FIVE BAND.

It is asking you to be monogamous

The end of your present HAVOC.

A great way to hand out anything that is advantageous.
Listen for your ticket number is your OFFICIAL 0...9 COUNTTER , as you can only COUNT ONE when you get there and it is very FEMALE no matter what as NOW SERVING C0UNT as you only get ONE.

You only get ONE COUNTER and either it is open or close for your preference but remember when you get there NOW SERVING it is the HERE AND NOW

Quickly your wait is NOW SERuVING and ends at the COUNTER POINT NOW SERVED.

Seriously SAM as NOW SERVING could have handled our STIMMY.
by METE MEAT MEET May 20, 2021
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The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.
Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..
by Shmeat Your Maker April 09, 2018
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TikTok now

The stupid new thing trying to copy BeReal.
"Dude did you see my tiktok now?"

"No who watches those I use BeReal"
by jemarcus bartholomew the iii October 20, 2022
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And NOW I DO Know

And there you have it fat bald Matt.
Hym "And now I DO know. There goes your ability to impose a vapid skepticism on me. I started writing in 2015 and became Hym in 2016 (if not right before). 2 ASYMMETRICAL LOOPS. And it only works because of the massive data set. And you are pretty openly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that Jordan Peterson is losing his license. One of your kids is dead if I don't get that money and after you imprison or kill me there is no way to guarantee other people in my situation won't follow suite immediately. The is no more room for doubt. No more reason to doubt. And really, no reason not to pay other than a petty obstinacy and a deranged desire to use me as a vehicle to validate your worldview and I'm not going to do it."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2025
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