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Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.
"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"
by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009
mugGet the Monkey's Bloodmug.

its monkey

Another way of saying 'its no big deal' or 'don't worry about it'
Greg: Dude! I totally forgot to get you a birthday present!
Kevin: Its monkey, i didnt get you anything for your birthday last year, remember?
by gregl90 May 13, 2010
mugGet the its monkeymug.

twat monkey

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.
by Elizzle May 19, 2006
mugGet the twat monkeymug.

Island Monkey

He's an island monkey / Er istreiner insel Affen.
by Just-Adam January 2, 2017
mugGet the Island Monkeymug.

pepper monkey

A person who uses excessive amounts of pepper (black or white) on the food they prepare.

Term first used on Top Chef Season 1 to described an over peppered dish.
The cook is a serious pepper monkey.
by wingsabre March 16, 2007
mugGet the pepper monkeymug.

cougar monkey

somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot
-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"
by steven Darity February 1, 2008
mugGet the cougar monkeymug.

monkey blood

Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.
"Can I have a flake in that please? And plenty of monkey blood."
by northnog February 8, 2012
mugGet the monkey bloodmug.

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