When you give your friend a bad nick name so that boys don't talk to her and she ends up alone at the end of the night.
Boy: Hi. What are your names?
Friend: I am Sexy Bexy and this is my friend Steephy Queefy.
Boy: *walks away*
Queefy Steephy: You Clam Jam me every time with that nick name!
Friend: I am Sexy Bexy and this is my friend Steephy Queefy.
Boy: *walks away*
Queefy Steephy: You Clam Jam me every time with that nick name!
by Steephy Queefy April 2, 2013
Get the Clam Jammug. When a couple is spooning (the man is the "little spoon" and the female is the "big spoon") and the man surprises his lady by releasing a hot, wet fart onto the her clam, thus steaming it. Voila, STEAMED CLAM!!!
by ktbux June 14, 2009
Get the Steamed Clammug. Some define this word as shpants. For those who do, you're fully wrong. Clam-diggers are those horrible pants that just look liek they are about 6 inches too short for you. Clam-diggers do not flatter anyone. Purchase a "What not to wear" book to confirm that clam-diggers do not flatter. See the real definition for shpants defined by Claire
Wow, I have never seen someone look so horrible in pants that are too small. What are they called again? Oh yes, Clam-diggers. Let's go knock that person down, take their pants, and creamate them.
by Claire February 22, 2004
Get the Clam-diggersmug. The male genitals located in the lower abdominal region of a man. Can be located on a transvestite as well.
That chick should have never looked down the barrel of my clam cannon, now she's blind for life, and pregnant.
by LocoMoto December 18, 2014
Get the clam cannonmug. A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
Get the Clam Chundermug. by Big Mama Chainsaw July 28, 2012
Get the Steam The Clammug. When a girl is blocked from doing scandalous things to a man. essentially the female version of Cock Blocking
by ShotBySuperman August 1, 2010
Get the Clam Dammug.