[california hot tub]

when a woman put her head back, fills her mouth with some kind of drink that is carbonated, and starts to gargle. When does that, the man would then put his balls in her mouth.

She gave me a california hot tub, I loved the bubbles.

by Brigrat December 17, 2008

California Cunt Roll

A person from California who is the worst.

See obnoxious, smug, rude.

"Last night at the party I was talking about how I wanted to climb a mountain someday and Whitney kept rudely interrupting me and was gatekeeping hiking."
"What a California cunt roll!"

by votme October 4, 2018

California Educational System

A branch of government owned facilities geared towards education and achievement of knowledge through cruddy textbooks, overpopulated classrooms and tenure/senority power hungry teachers/professors etc...

"Oh my god, that freshman is reading Johnny Tremain! I read that in the 5th grade! Damn you California Educational System!!!

by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 30, 2006

California Long Stroke

The act of long rythmic penetrations during intercourse, full extention is the required for optimal effect.

My girl complained of humping her like a rabbit so I used another effective technique called the California Long Stroke.

by Greenbergesa August 24, 2006

California Slave Ships

A slang description of the fleet of more than 30 prisons in California who stockpile felons instead of rehabilitate them.

Those California Slave Ships have been my husband’s second home since he was a very young man.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016

San Clemente, California

The Covidiots Capital of America. A place where women with bad boob jobs think that their tight face lift will ward off the Coronavirus.

Hey everyone! We live in San Clemente, California. We are Covidiots. We don't care that people are dying from Coronavirus. We want to exercise our right to pretend we know how to surf, and go to a glossy canteen and drink. We're going to invite the media so we can show off our botched boob jobs.

by GPT77 May 12, 2020