front-end loader

Hollowing out the end of a cigarette, removing the tobacco and replacing it with cannabis.

I didn't have my bong or some rolling papers, so I did a front-end loader with a borrowed smoke.

by anonymous July 26, 2013

End my suffering

Yes

Someone end my suffering

by hiom November 22, 2019

i will end you

being squished to death

p1:can i go to the bathroom?
p2:i will end you

by mangotea March 7, 2009

front-end loader

A person who takes the cock in their mouth and enjoys it.

O my, that guy is a front-end loader!

by savloader January 26, 2006

ass end of space

some remote location extremely far away; butt fucking egypt; back 40;

Jane: Hey Hailey, where are you parked?
Hailey: *points down the never ending parking lot* oh, you know the ass end of space

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

end-of-life crisis

The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.

Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."

by chickenfanny March 24, 2009

happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016