ugly tanning

Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach

hey girl, can’t come over today, i’m ugly tanning down at the beach xx

by SOMFFFFYYYYY August 26, 2023

Tom Tanner

Strokey disability merchant from ARAYEF SHAWBS.

That Huge Tom Tanner From Shawbury Is At Spotters Corner Again, Look At All Them Rolls. Is It a Bakery? No, It's Tom Tanner

by 3333333333333sdf April 6, 2024

dirty tanner

To kick a baby while masturbating to pictures of spider cum

man im bout to dirty tanner this kid

by jizzy man yay cum April 29, 2024

Ryan Tanner

sexiest man ever to live

He is Ryan Tanner

by b239 May 19, 2024

ungrateful tankie pig

"Even though I strongly opposed the firebombing of @friendlyjordies house, this very vicious, slimy ungrateful tankie pig - a washed up male model - nipples protruding"

"Did you see Drew called Jordies an ungrateful tankie pig because he called him fat?"

by LemonssnomeL July 31, 2024

Danny Tanner

To perform a household chore beyond the bounds of reason or good sense. Epitomized by an episode of Full House wherein character Danny Tanner finished washing the dishes and began washing the bottle of dish detergent.

Those windows were spotless 10 minutes ago, why are you still wiping like a Danny Tanner?

by mahelious January 4, 2025

Australian tanning

When 3+ men orgasam all at the same time on the person infront of them.

After we finished Australian tanning . I woke up with a painful blister on my groin.

by buffetofpoo February 20, 2025