Sweat spider

When your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it's a spider in your bed crawling on you.

I almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.

by Ratchet strap February 9, 2017

Sweat

Something farmers in the Midwest don't do. Sweating is directly related to work which is why Midwest farmers don't do it

Trevor: Jacob have you ever sweat?
Jacob: nah bro, I'm a farmer

by Gxm4ymk July 7, 2017

Baby pig sweats

When one has the cramping shits with no bathroom or toilet paper in sight and cold streams of sweat start flowing down your face

After eating at the Mexican restaurant I got a bad case of the baby pig sweats when I seen the out of order sign on the restroom door

by Suntingwong March 11, 2021

Meat sweats

Meat sweats are when you sweat after eating a large amount of meat in one sitting . This term is used by Joey Tribbiani in the TV series “Friends” after eating the entire turkey that Monica Geller made.

“Uh oh, here comes the meat sweats.”

by Fghfjnbdhdhdbbdnsnebdbdbdndbdj November 22, 2021

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020

Taco Sweats

The act of eating so many tacos that you literally start sweating and smell like it. This smell entices the user to go out and buy even more tacos.

(Real Mexican tacos; not that Tacobell hard taco bullshit.)

I remember eating around 30 carne asada tacos, the next morning I woke up with taco sweats and got 20 more for breakfast. I didn't even bother showering I smelled great.

by Party Tony April 18, 2014

sweat willy

like a wet willy - but wet your finger with your/your victim’s sweat instead of your spit.
preferably from somewhere gross like your balls or pits.

bro- remember when Sonny Bradley gave Emre Can a sweat willy at the match against Plymouth?

by snowdenwasright February 12, 2024