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Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking
Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy
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vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.
Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
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girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone
Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."
by apIistia January 5, 2023
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Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs
Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!
by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021
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Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.
Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.
by Jyds December 30, 2022
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Stroke your dogs day

August 17th is stroke your dogs day!
Hey dude!
What
It’s august 17th!
What does that mean
It’s stroke your dogs day!
by Yeahimsosillygoob August 17, 2025
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Having a Stroke

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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