Stokerian Fundamentalist

An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.

I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019

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stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
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by oopsorry December 14, 2019

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Stroke

Taking your sweet time because your getting paid by the hr

John is such a clock stroke.he has been working on the same thing all morning.

by Tommy2gun December 16, 2019

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Stroke Gold

When you are eating ass and encounter shit.

I was so enjoy eating his ass but stopped when I stroke gold.

by NightGale December 17, 2019

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by storke September 16, 2020

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