spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017

spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"

by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021

Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.

Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!

by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025

Spaghetti Bitch

When someone gets so attracted to a friend they become a Spaghetti substance in their presence.

Wow, I appear to be your Spaghetti Bitch

by HazardMacaroni October 18, 2022

Spaghetti Mafia

Spaghetti Mafia (noun): A loosely structured organization, often not regarded seriously by the public, characterized by a lack of significant or meaningful activities, akin to a whimsical or inconsequential gathering where relevance and impact are notably absent.

That gathering was lame I don’t think those people know they are part of a Spaghetti Mafia

by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024