"My old lady hit me in the face with a smooth"
"I gotta go smooth my pants"
"Don't touch that smooth, it be hot, DANG!"
"I gotta go smooth my pants"
"Don't touch that smooth, it be hot, DANG!"
by pooji facett February 25, 2009
Get the Smooth mug.A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.
Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!
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"Jake, were you the last one in the bathroom?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.
"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.
by H-tine Ridah February 4, 2010
Get the smoot mug.by elleonoel May 19, 2018
Get the smoftad mug.n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 16, 2008
Get the smoot mug.n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 17, 2008
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by Pokey89 January 2, 2008
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