smarterchild

A chatbot that's fun to screw around with and curse at.

Me: Damn robot
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Me: Like niggerfuck?
SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me: He was a nigger, too.
SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Me: But he was a negroid!
Me: Oh fine don't reply.
Me: Bitch.

by Negroid Swine March 12, 2009

smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.

It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

smarterchild

Some fuckin internet IM faggot that is a robot. Come on, lookit this guy hes a robot, and he expects you to pay for his services, like some hooker. You can sure as hell make him say some funny shit.

Me: Suck my chinese?
SmarterChild: I think I can suck your chinese!

by Yo Babies Daddy June 12, 2003

smart arse

A smart ass with a particularly dry wit.

Damon of eHacked.forums.com

by toybot March 9, 2005

smart ass

Someone who values listening to themselves speak endlessly about a subject no one really esteems or cares about. The speaker carries on indefinetly in attempt to make everyone around him feel baser until someone has the nerve to call him smart ass.

Anyone who gives a filibuster demonstrates a small percentage of the smart asses out there.

by Carlos Rocks January 9, 2008

Smart Dick

is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.

Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"

Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"

Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"

Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"

by intelligentwoman May 19, 2011

smart ass

Someone who thinks that know it all.

what ma friend paul usually tells me hahahaha!!!

Paul says 2 me: u smart ass xD

by Mario91 January 8, 2010