Slow

Dumbass

Jazmine is a slow bitch

by MfYoungGod October 18, 2021

Slow

Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills

Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.

by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021

Slow

Matt c. Is slow.

Matt was asked to hurry to the kitchen but was being slow.

by Nwebb1993 February 23, 2022

Slow roastin

Jacking off with another person in the room quietly so they don't hear

My roommate always has his pregnant girl friend in the room so I've been slow roastin it

by Hard and nasty March 5, 2014

Slow

Moving slower than others, or used in a derogatory term by people under the height of 5'3"

Henry: "Isn't Colonel Sanders the Taco Bell guy?"
Magnus: "Are you slow~?"

by jordstkjhbouboub March 21, 2023

slow carlos

The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.

The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.

by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023

Slow & Steady

Performing sex at a consistent steady rate without alot of physical exertion. Typically in a lazy position such as spooning, creme brulee, backshots, and reverse missionary.

Man: Good Morning babe! You want to do some Slow & Steady!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025