Slow Boot

A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.

1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.

2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!

3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.

by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025

slow it down make it bouncy

very inspiring and beautiful words by ateez

slow it down make it bouncy jigeumbuteo fly

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ May 1, 2025

Slow

Ameet

Ameet is slow

by Murpmurpmurpidymurp June 2, 2025

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

Slow

Shanyra Itavia Person

Do you think im slow ? Yes i do think you are Shanyra

by Pushingg p August 28, 2023

Slow as Fukk

Shanrya Itavia Person

Yes you are the definition on slow as fukk

by Pushingg p August 28, 2023

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023