self made billionare

its not real

theres no such thing as a "self made billionare"

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

Self Sucky Fucky

When you get really horny and have no girl or boyfriend so you suck your own dick. You either have to be really flexible or remove 4 ribs.

I am so horny right now time for a self Sucky fucky

James what are you doing in there I hear loud noises self Sucky fucky

by Sucacock November 10, 2021

Australian selfie

A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.

I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!

by aliciakmeighty August 31, 2013

Nighttime Self

Nighttime Self is that person who will drink all night, smoke weed, chase dubious women and get into some crazy shit. Nighttime self does not give a crap what the consequences are to morning self.

Dude 1 at 4am – Let’s do tequila shots off of those strippers and then get 2 more buckets of beer.
Dude 2 – Hey, aren’t you worried about that big meeting we have with the boss at 8am?
Dude 1 – Fuck man – this is Nighttime self you are talking to, I don’t give a shit about morning self.
Dude 2 - Ya, what am I talking about, fuck the meeting.

by lampertc September 27, 2013

T-Rex Self Pic

An abnormally close-up self taken photograph by someone with short arms.

Danielle: Let's get a pic together with the buildings in the background.

*click* (no buildings, just a face and a half, T-Rex Self Pic)

Joe: Give me the camera T-Rex, we need someone with adult arms to get this done!

by Mr. BlG November 8, 2012

Snicker To Self

What one really means when they type or say "LOL".
Acronym: STS.

Bob: "That was hilarious!! *Laugh out loud*"
Bill: "It was alright. *Snicker to self*"

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

Go Suck Your Self

Meaning just f*ck off or go f*ck your self

person 1: go suck your self
person 2: ...

by LOL0909 October 2, 2018