screwmur

ailsas minder cant say scumbags so she says screwmurs lol

"der are scumbags at ur car!!" said ailsa

"were are the screwmurs??" she replyed

by hakapoo November 25, 2007

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Screwdo

Often used to pass along some cruddy job you don’t want to do to the next person down on the food chain. A screwdo is also handy if you have a nice insult for someone but want to wrap it in a pretty compliment.

Example 1: (when using to pass along a task to someone else):

Bossman: “Listen Peon, you did such a great job on putting together this marketing plan for me, I think it would be a fun project for you to take over and handle from now on.”

Peon: “Skittles, I just got a screwdo from my boss.”

Example 2: (when using to wrap an insult in a compliment):

Kensington: “Wow you look really good. Have you lost weight?”

Scarlet: “Um. What are you saying? Did I not look good before? Nice screwdo, Kensington!”

by calicoblonde & TFN August 12, 2009

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Screwing the elevator

Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated

Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")

by da funny word masta September 19, 2009

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Screwdram

Screwdram (v): to hammer with a screwdriver, esp. when intoxicated.

(strange hammering noise...)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing down there?
Guy 2: I gotta pound this peg in...
Guy 1: You're an idiot. You don't even have a hammer.
Guy 2: (holding screwdriver) I'm gonna screwdram it!

by Big Guy Rich February 16, 2010

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