Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent November 19, 2017

salt lake city

the funniest nickname for a vagina!

"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"

by salt lake city enjoyer November 07, 2021

salt lake city

the funniest nickname for a vagina!

"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"

by salt lake city enjoyer November 07, 2021

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 11, 2024

Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

Bath Salt

A object used by flatbushzombies who are A$AP Mobbin

"Man those flatbushzombies are on bath salt"

by Fingers9422 May 02, 2021

post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 29, 2021