sad sea otter

a drunk girl that randomly starts crying for no reason. called a sad sea otter because they are cute and sad.

Brittany was a sad sea otter last night. She cried the entire night for no reason.

by THECOOKIEMONSTER7 November 19, 2010

National Sad Day

On National Sad Day everyone is supposed to be sad. Put on xxxTentacion and be sad.

Have you heard of national sad day?

by tenorio November 3, 2019

Strong Sad

half elaphant, half depressed freak

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Sad boy hours

The act of young and independent men who come together to talk about their depression

For example: Cesar did not have enough racks to buy his gucci windbreaker so he went full sad boy hours mod

Noel forgot to pull out when taking them w’s so he went full sad boy hours mode

by Sad boy © November 21, 2017

sad sack of shit

Sorry ass wimp ass pathetic piece of crap. Man with a dead fish handshake who walks with his shoulders slumped and talks in a whiney voice, slightly feminized and very fearful of confrontation.

Bill: "There's Mike, moping around like lost his only friend. I can't believe how he rolls over every time Eddie steals his lunch money."

Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."

by Crapholio August 13, 2005

Too rad to be sad

you say this when someone asks you if you are okay when you are extremely depressed. It's a subtle way of saying that you aren't okay without ruining the vibe

Person 1: Hey are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah I'm too rad to be sad! *sheds tear*

by grannykungfu October 11, 2016

The Cup Of Human Sadness

A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.

"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."

by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009