An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
by Lake Partiers May 05, 2021
States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels
“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
by Longdogger88 January 12, 2023
“Richard tweak is so hot”
by Bskdksnrjslwkwjdjsj February 09, 2022
by Fluffybunnybella June 07, 2016
When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
A football player with rock hard abs, but is super mean to his dogs. He’s a super sensitive mammas boy…he’s also 50% gay for his best friend Quentin. RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG 🚩 🚩🚩
by clav19 July 07, 2022